Ok, I said I would come back to this, because I ran short on time last treatment.
There’s nothing worse than getting to the good part of the story, only to have your dialysis machine start beeping with the display “UF GOAL REACHED”.
I’m sure you can all empathize
So where was I?
If I remember correctly I was talking about a nuclear stress test on my heart that didn’t go too well (the one two years ago, not the recent one).
As I said in the last installment, after the echocardiogram, everything turned out ok.
Flashing back, I’d like to talk just a bit about the procedure itself. Typically with such a test there are sort of two sets of images taken, and then the results are compared. They want to see blood flow to the heart at rest, and then after stress. Comparing the two results gives a good idea of how blood is flowing through the heart.
First, an IV is placed into the arm, and the nuclear isotopes are placed gently into the body via a giant syringe.. You’re then ushered to a nice table to lay on, which slides into something looking like a giant doughnut. The tech positions the imaging portions of the machine properly, having you rest your arms behind (above) your head. They then ask you not to move for 22 minutes, and begin collecting images.
After a break for some food, you’re usually brought back in for the stress portion of the test. I believe for most people this involves some activity on a treadmill. Unfortunately due to my medications, I always seem to get option b, which consists of jump-starting the heart pharmaceutically. I’m on an ACE Inhibitor called Atenolol, which slows my heart rate. This makes it difficult (even with running on a treadmill) to get my heart rate up where they’d like to see it. To get it where they wanted it took a couple of different drugs - the first one didn’t seem to do the trick. Eventually I was given atropine to “juice” me up a bit.
While the whole ordeal was painless (IV’s are now considered “painless” after almost 4 years of dialysis), it was extremely odd to be laying on a table, and to suddenly have my heart rate accelerate like a Ferrari. I could feel my heart bouncing around in my rib cage for several minutes, and sort of just wanted the whole thing to be done. Eventually it was, and as I said earlier, the results weren’t favorable. After some quick research and an echocardiogram however, I was let loose.
So fast forward to the present (sorry for all of this jumping around - I’m a piano rebuilder, not a writer).
I get the call for the nuclear stress test, and am told I have to have it by a certain date to remain “active” on the list. Unfortunately at the time there’s a nationwide shortage of this isotope, and people aren’t able to get the test done. Finally after several phone calls the test was scheduled and my lovely wife accompanied me to my date with the nuclear medicine techs.
Again, due to my use of Atenolol, I was informed that I wouldn’t be walking on the treadmill. Instead of jump starting my heart though, they had a new process of inducing stress-like conditions in the heart. I was given a vasodilator, which is a drug designed to cause your veins and arteries to dilate. Of course there are multiple people monitoring you the entire time, as well as a half dozen leads glued to your skin around the heart. So there’s no need to fear the weird feelings that kind of ‘ooze’ over your body as your entire vascular structure expands. A flushed face is normal, as is some stomach cramping (very mild), and general discomfort from sitting half naked in a hospital around strangers. This portion of the test lasts 6 minutes or so - and amazingly the side effects of the drug halt immediately when the dosage is stopped.
Then it’s back over to the imaging machine for another ~22 minutes of imaging. Laying there the second time (that day), I was much more relaxed, and almost fell asleep. Then it was out with the IV, and off to work.
I was very nervous afterwards, as I had been watching the monitor during the test, and thought that what I was seeing on the “stress” portion of the test was different from the “rest” portion. Thank God I don’t know a thing about what I was looking at - another several days of my life thrown away due to anxiety. The results came back, and everything is great. Not only is my heart working, but appears to be able to do so for some time.
I am also currently active on the list again, pushing on into the next year of waiting.
**don’t hesitate to send O blood types this way for donation**