My life with dialysis and kidney disease
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Google Adsense Has Made Me a Millionaire!
Nov 1st
Well – it seems my friend nathan was right …
Mere hours after receiving notice from him that Google would not like my blog post (as humorous as it was) I did in fact receive the exact same email he mentioned in his comment, insisting that I cease and desist my breach of their Terms and Conditions.
What breach was this you ask?
Well, supposedly someone whose panties are on way too tight over at Google Adsense thought my post about becoming a millionaire from click-thru’s was serious. I was in breach by encouraging people to click the ads on my page …
I’m still not quite sure I get this.
Aren’t the ads there as encouragements? I mean, isn’t their sole purpose to be clicked upon? Not because of their meaningful content, but simply because if enough people click, x% of them will purchase something making it all worthwhile? Wasn’t I helping that by joking about the several billion clicks it was going to take to make me a millionaire?
Well apparently not – so I have removed all mention of clicking the ads.
Sorry Google Adsense, please accept my apologies, and my support for your candidacy in ’08.

July?
Aug 14th
Where the heck did it go?
I have absolutely no idea. It seems like yesterday I was trying to decide whether or not to drive to Wyoming and purchase fireworks, or just go watch them at the local show.
As I think I told you all IN JUNE Anna and I were putting an offer on a house. Geeeez… I’m so sorry for not updating since then.
Anyway, we closed, everything worked out, and we are officially homeowners! This house needed a bit of work (don’t they all?).
Anna had the rest of the week after our closing to begin prepping and painting. I got in that week and tore out all the old carpet. The next couple weeks have been a total blur, but something like the following happened:
We had lots of friends and family stop in to help us, which was priceless. We repainted just about everything inside – the bedrooms, our office, our living room, and our family room. We also painted all of our banisters and spindles white, leaving just the wooden railing on top.
The monday after closing (the week following) Anna started her new job, and had to go to work during the day (though to her credit she was still there every night working).
That week I began my list of projects that I wanted to complete prior to moving in. I probably bit off more than I could chew, but now that we’re on the other side of it all I’m glad we did what we did then, and won’t be sorry we didn’t for the next 10 years.
We decided to recarpet the upstairs and downstairs areas, leaving the main level to be covered in laminate (this pic is not of our house, but is the same material/finish we went with). Laminate is something many of us are familiar with, under the name Pergo. We really wanted to go with bamboo, but we ultimately decided against it due to the wear we are expecting with some kiddies and a large dog running around on our floor, and our lack of desire to maintain a large wood floor (periodic sanding and refinishing).
So, I ordered carpet from a wholesale place in Georgia, and was sure I got a great deal. What I was NOT sure of, was if we ordered enough. Not yet having an installer lined up, we had to do the measurements ourselves, and we weren’t sure how well we did.
Monday morning our shipment arrived from GA, containing our carpet, and our laminate flooring, and several rolls of padding, and several rolls of foam underlayment for the flooring. My Dad and I drove down in his behemoth with our piano trailer attached to pick it all up. Phew… what a workout right before going to dialysis!
Wednesday the carpet installers came (yeah, we finally found some), and did an awesome job installing our carpet upstairs and down.
Well, no more excuses, it was time to get busy on the floor. I had begun on Tuesday, but due to some bad luck I decided to tear out what we had done, and start over. Thursday I really hit it, and thanks to tons of help from Jay, and Barth (both close family friends), we were ready to move in on Sunday. That being said, I didn’t get the last pieces in until just yesterday – one week after moving in. I hear from my Brother that this will be the story of my life as I continue to find projects to tackle around the house.
I will try to get some pics up in the next few days, but rest assured we are in, and are absolutely loving it. We love our green kitchen, our new washer/dryer, smooth top stove (oh yeah!), huge deck, and every other blessing that has come with this house.
Thanks so much to those of you involved in helping us:
Mom
Dad
Momma
Papa
Kim
Dan
Andrew
Andrei
Jacque
Al
Jay
Regina
Barth
Julie
Jeremy
and anyone else who helped us out. This is the worst because I feel like I’m forgetting someone really obvious, but I am afterall sitting at dialysis. So I apologize if I did in fact forget someone, and if I didn’t, then I apologize for this brief dialysis moment, brought to you by the letter F.
Again, I will try to get some pics up, so check back soon (or just subscribe to the rss feed you n00b!)
Thanks again to all for their help – we both (Anna and I) feel very blessed righ tnow.
Do the Right Thing – No, this is not a Spike Lee Joint
Jun 23rd
Stolen Sidekick is an Internet Hit
About three weeks ago a Motorola Sidekick was left in an NYC cab.
I’m sure this happens all the time. I’m sure that sometimes, someone with character makes an effort to return the phone. Most times however, I’m sure that the person who finds it considers it their lucky day, and just keeps it.
Unfortunately for the “Corona Crew”, the phone they stole belonged to someone with a bit of tech savvy. Within hours drama ensued with thousands of hits generated between the story being dug, and being anointed by Slashdot.
So some of us have been following the drama – and finally it comes to a conclusion. The phone has been returned, and the correct people have been punished.
Awesome
Why do people feel that they have the right to other people’s property? This entitlement attitude always baffles me. The idea that if someone left something somewhere, it somehow no longer belongs to them, and it is fair game.
With this logic, shouldn’t burglary be legal as long as the residents aren’t at home and currently handling the property?
What really baffles me with all of this though, is why people have sidekicks in the first place?
Awesome Dialysis Patients Pt. 1
May 26th
I once wrote about why I’m awesome as a dialysis patient. It was meant tongue in cheek of course (I would never admit to being so awesome).
I’ve been thinking recently though – there are a lot of real “awesome dialysis patients” (or ADP’s as I will begin calling them).
I think I’m going to start keeping track. To be clear, people might be an ADP for various reasons, not just because of their fortitude or ability to tell a dialysis joke, but for any reason I deem “awesome”.
Bill Peckham
I’ve mentioned this man’s name before – and will again in the future I’m certain. This is a true ADP. Bill’s ambitious goal is to visit 50 different countries – wait for it -
…
while on dialysis.
Wow
Nor is this ambitious goal overly ardent; Bill has already visited 5 different continents, and has kept track of many of his adventures via pictures and writing in his blog.
Bill blogs at Global Dialysis, and has recently been featured in an educational dialysis video.
a great video for any patients interested in home modalities
Bill has done an amazing job of keeping his head up, and remaining active in the “kidney community”. He is an amazing support to people through his contributions to the dialysis_support list, and is inspiring and educating people daily through his willingness to share his knowledge and experience selflessly.
Kudos to you Bill – you are truly a role model for many of us.
Keep smilin!
Word Up
Apr 28th
It appears that everything’s working the way it’s supposed to be finally. Please please let me know if you find things not working well, spefically the things in the sidepar on the right.
I can’t test this in every possible computer configuration (obviously) so I rely on you, my loyal readers to let me know if anything’s amiss.
Thanks!